Thursday, February 7, 2008

Haiku Reviews for 1/6/08

Yes, I know they're a little late. Sorry. My indie comics shop remains charmingly unreliable.

Look, all these reviews
Are Chockfulla SPOILERS
Read your books first, friend.

The Twelve #2 - J. Michael Straczynski & Chris Weston - B+

While I'm shocked by the
whole "Racist Superman" bit -
Poor Captain Wonder!

Doktor Sleepless #5 - Warren Ellis & Ivan Rodriguez - B+

Mad science plus snark
Divided by a murder
Times cool Back Matter

Detective Comics #841 - Paul Dini & Dustin Nguyen - C+

When Dini writes Bats
Most of the time, it's "Mad Love"
But sometimes? "Clock King".

The Boys #15 - Garth Ennis & Darick Robertson - A

Ennis? I'm sorry
I forgot you wrote Preacher.
This is just as grand.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer #11 - Joss Whedon & Georges Jeanty - B

Cute Gay Slayer? Meh.
Bad-Ass Punk Rock Guns Slayer?
Please, sir, I want more.


Intriguing villain,
This new big bad - not Caleb,
'Cause he chucked a church.

Uncanny X-Men #495 - Ed Brubaker & Mike Choi - A+

All you need to know
Is that Cyclops and Emma


For fun bonus Crack,
Angelina Jolie's face
On Kurt Wagner's bod.

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