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Daredevil #106 - Ed Brubaker & Paul Azaceta - B-
There once was a blind guy named Matt
Whose love life was never all-that
His wife's now a nut
Life's kicking his butt
But all of this? Frankly, old-hat.
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash #6 - James Kuhoric & Jason Craig - C-
There once was a guy named Freddy
Whose wit was always quite ready
Not so in this book
The good lines Ash took
Feel disappointed, not heady.
She-Hulk #27 - Peter David & Val Semeiks - D+
There once was an jackass named Stark
Whom Jen slept with quite on a lark
He lied to her face
Put her cousin in space
One "I'm sorry."? Not in the ballpark.
All-Star Superman #10 - Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely - A+ - Chris Sims agrees - YOU MUST BUY THIS COMIC
There once was a man named Clark Kent
Who thought his life would soon be spent
In his final days
He prepares some ways
To give the world things heaven-sent.
Ultimate Spider-Man #120 - Brian Michael Bendis & Stuart Immonen - B+
There once was a girl named Liz
Brand-new to the whole mutant biz
Over her front yard
Magneto tries hard
But fails the X-Men/Spidey Quiz.
BONUS HAIKU
"Visual Imaginations Lead to Suffering"
First, post-coital Doom
Now, implied Blob sex, Bendis?
My bile tastes like tears.
Star Trek - New Frontier: Second Stage #1 - Peter David & Stephen Thompson - C+
There once was a Captain Calhoun
Who made Kirk look like a poltroon
While the story's fun -
Timeship on the run -
It's lost in a geeky cocoon.
Ultimate Human #3 - Warren Ellis & Cary Nord - A
There once was a chap named Peter
Who wanted to be a world-beater
Queen and Country's loss
His huge brain is cross
Since they won't play Follow The Leader.
Army of Darkness/Xena: Warrior Princess - Why Not? #1 - John Layman & Miguel Montenegro - A-
There once was a fella named Ash
Trouble stuck to him like a rash
Into Xena's land
Minus one hand
Dynamite? You just earned my cash.
The Chrysler Building comes to life
And thinks about stirring up strife
After some debate
He decides to wait
While superfolk play Barney Fife
Blue Beetle #25 - John Rogers & Rafael Albuquerque - A+ - SallyP Agrees - YOU MUST BUY THIS COMIC
There was a young man from El Paso
Who kicked much alien ass-o
With JLI guests
He passed all the tests
It's tighter than Wondy's lasso.
2 comments:
Lovely!
Glad you liked 'em! And thanks for posting so much of the awesomeness that was Blue Beetle #25! It's so nice to have visual aides to show people why this book rocks. :D
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