Sunday, March 2, 2008

Haiku Reviews for 2/27/08

SPOILERS? Afraid so.
Still, they are haiku reviews
So they're short and sweet.

World War Hulk: Aftersmash!Damage Control #2 - Dwayne McDuffie & Salva Espin - B

One good She-Hulk joke?
Chrysler Building gaining life?
Not bad - needs more laughs.

52 Aftermath - Crime Bible: Five Lessons of Blood #5 - Greg Rucka & Manuel Garcia - B+

Abrupt ending, sure
But doesn't it make sense to
End on a Question?

Ultimate Spider-Man #119 - Brian Michael Bendis & Stuart Immonen - B

I'm a sucker for
Super teen snark and cuteness
This had it in spades

She-Hulk 26 - Peter David & Shawn Moll with Val Semeiks - B+

High marks for Bear Toss
Rocket Depilatory
Minus ten for Skrull

New Warriors #9 - Kevin Grevioux & Paco Medina - C-

Talk, talk, talk, more talk
After Bendis, you'd think that
I wouldn't mind it.

Marvel Zombies 2 #5 - Robert Kirkman & Sean Phillips - D

Please Kirkman, no more!
Just write The Walking Dead where
You're always awesome.

Blue Beetle #24 - John Rogers & Rafael Albuquerque - A+

I am ashamed now
That I'm new to this series
So much win it hurts!

Kick-Ass - Mark Millar & John Romita, Jr. - D+

Ending? Not a shock.
One issue, bored already
"Movie rights?" Really?



Dudes, I could have tried
Iron Fist or Criminal
For the price of this

Young Avengers Presents: Hulkling #2 - Brian Reed & Harvey Tolibao - A-

Teddy gets to say
"I love my Straight Dead Dad!" to
Captain Marvell. Awwwww!

Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash #5 - James Kuhoric & Jason Craig - C

Strangely lacking in
Gore and funny, what with the
Presence of Ash, Fred.

Thor #6 - J. Michael Straczynski & Olivier Coipel - A

Damn it!Thor's not cool
But when in Oklahoma
He becomes nifty.

RASL - #1 - Jeff Smitth - A-

AU Tech Art Theft?
Great concept, Sliders noir
Murky but still good

Daredevil #105 - Ed Brubaker & Michael Lark - A+

I must admit that
I love sadistic villains
Mr. Fear? Ten points!

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