Why I should write comics

THIS





+ THIS


MULTIPLIED BY THIS




= THIS, SQUARED



Nextwave 2.0 -
Never send a mutant to do a mecha's job.

Thanks and praise to the inimitable Kevin Church for the inspiration.

Happy Trogday! So Speaks FIN FANG FOOM!!!

I know a lot of you are posting about Wonder Woman and Spider-Man and you know what? That's excellent of you. I applaud and thank you all.

But today, my friends, is Trogday - the day we celebrate the birth of Trogdor the Burninator. His legend is celebrated in song, games and even the final episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Still, this is a comics blog, not a Trogdor blog . . . so behold the best Dragon creature comics have created! Behold FIN FANG FOOM!*

*Please Note: K. D. Bryan has not actually read any comics with Fin Fang Foom in them besides Nextwave. This is okay because Nextwave is officially the only comic a person ever needs to have read in their entire lifetime.

Fin Fang Foom can see your SOUL


The Ladies LOVE Fin Fang Foom and Fin Fang Foom loves them right back - by putting them in his pants.


Fin Fang Foom is sometimes orange and bigger than Thor - LITERALLY


Fin Fang Foom breaks down borders between nations - ALSO LITERALLY


And best of all? Fin Fang Foom once saved Christmas. Suck on that, Puff the Magic Dragon.

Yes, Fin Fang Foom is immune to all things . . . save trash talking from Magneto!



Oh, and robots. Not so good against the robot guys. Or iron men, if you prefer.