Since they seemed quite popular last time 'round, please enjoy another set of my patented Haiku Reviews!*
*patent pending
Look, there are SPOILERS -
So if you haven't read these
You should do that now.
She-Hulk #25 - Peter David & Shawn Moll plus backup story artists - C+
Jen whines, sulks and snarks
Living in a trailer park
"My Name Is She-Hulk?"
BONUS HAIKU for the Back-Up Stories:
Juggy sex? 4th wall?
Taunting the fandom's tacky
Funny! But tacky.
Crime Bible: The Five Lessons of Blood #4 - Greg Rucka & Diego Olmos - B
If I ever hit
On a woman with no face
Send me to Arkham
Young Avengers Presents - Patriot #1 - Ed Brubaker & Paco Medina - B+
Patriot and Kate?
Warlock and some Bucky too?
Past due, but good start.
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash #4 - James Kuhoric & Jason Craig - C
. . . I never once thought
I'd see Freddy Krueger steal
A line from Watchmen.
Marvel Zombies 2 #4 - Robert Kirkman & Sean Phillips - C-
I'm also quite shocked
That zombie superheroes
Could become boring.
The Order #7 - Matt Fraction & Barry Kitson - B
Hellrung and Namor
Face off David Mamet-style.
. . . No, it's good! Really!
Astonishing X-Men #24 - Joss Whedon & John Cassady - A-
Some of this felt off
But a planet-sized bullet?
TOO AWESOME FOR WORDS
The Ultimates 3 #2 - Jeph Loeb & Joe Madureira - C+
Jeph Loeb's Ultimates,
Bob Saget's Aristocrats
"Whoa . . . THAT GUY did THIS?"
(note: above Haiku link INCREDIBLY NSFW due to language)
Wonder Woman #16 - Gail Simone & Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson - A
Pegasus! Nazis!
Talking Albino Teen Apes!
Miss Simone? You WIN.
World War Hulk: Aftersmash! Damage Control #1 - Dwayne McDuffie & Salva Espin - A+
I can't believe it!
Funny Damage Control's back!
Just three issues? Nertz.
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