Lois Lane is not happy about this shocking turn of events but, given current continuity, Lana Lang is jumping up and down with glee about Clark's newfound attraction to insect ladies:
In the meanwhile, Spider-Man clearly wins the Avengers Dance-Off:
Not to be outdone, Venom attempts to dance as well, with far less graceful results:
Batman and the Joker didn't plan to dance but Mr. Mxyzptlk seems to have turned them both into the Artist Formerly Known As Prince:
Meanwhile, Supergirl wanted to go dancing but her new, crotchety, alcoholic Foster Mother wouldn't let her go out dressed like that. While I certainly agree it's high time somebody set boundaries with her, her Mom's being way harsh. I mean, it's not like she's wearing the tacky belly shirt and mini-skirt combo, lady!*:
*Loss of Geek Cred Confession: I have not actually seen the Supergirl Movie and therefore have no idea who the grouchy old lady is. Anybody care to explain?
And lastly, a dance for Wonder Woman and her fans, who are having a pretty rough week. This one's for all of us who are saddened by the recent turn of events. Please, enjoy this completely non-sexualized Wonder Woman dancing with pure joy: