Please not the date of this post. On April Fool's Day this year, this blog became "Leap-Frog Overdrive! Hella-Cool Angry Costumed Badassss!". As it turns out, only one other person found the joke funny, so I leave these posts up as a warning for myself to plan out April Fool's Day jokes better. Enjoy?
DAREDEVIL YOU EMO ASS LAWYER WHINER PUNK!
YOU KNOW LEAP-FROGGAH AIN'T JUST GONNA WAIT AROUND FOR YOUR LAME ASS! WHAT YOU GOT SIX OTHER GIRLFRIENDS TO BURY OR SOMETHING? GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, SON! JUST FOLLOW MY BOY'S LEAD AND BE THANKFUL HE EVEN LETTING YOU TAG ALONG! YOU KNOW HE ONLY TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE FOGGY'S PRETTY AIGHT - FOGGY GOT HIS BACK WHEN HE HAD TO SHOOT DOWN KINGPIN IN COLD BLOOD! AND WHERE WAS YOU, MURDOCK? ENGAGED IN A DEEP, THOUGHTFUL INNER MONOLOGUE WHILE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED BY ZOMBIE NINJAS OR SOME SHIT? CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF, FOOL!
LEARN FROM THE GREEN MACHINE!