TODAY IS FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!!!
Comics where Jesus and Lincoln fight Zombies! FREE!
Comics you pretend to buy for small children but actually read yourself instead! FREE!
Comics where zombies have superpowers and wear black rings! FREE!
Thor does something probably pretty important with Spider-Man, I guess! FREE!
Comics for people who prefer indie comics to superhero comics and/or love stories about busty Hispanic women! FREE!
Totally RADICAL Comics, Dude! Like, gnarly! FREE!
Robot fighting a dinosaur! FREE!
William Shatner??? FREE!
Comic book creators signing and sketching at certain comic book shops! FREE!
So, in short - WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THIS!?!? THE COMIC BOOKS ARE FREE TODAY!!! GO GO GO!!!
(For the curious, I'm definitely going to try and hit my two favorite comic book stores in Colorado - I Want More Comics @ 104th & Federal and Time Warp Comics in Boulder, CO. Time Warp's having a crapload of local artists and writers signing AND they're actually having a drink-up afterwards. Man, it's as if Time Warp knows me.)