Given that it's the Holiday Season, we here at The Lookout have decided that it's time to share a beautiful holiday tradition . . . the story of Krampus, Santa Claus' most wicked associate.
First, instead of that boring Wikipedia entry above, I suggest reading this heartwarming explanation from the webcomic Something Positive. All done? Grand. Now it is time for the Festive Krampus Song!
And don't forget the Krampus Parades!
Merry Krampus, everybody! Sleep tight and don't let the Krampus bite!
. . . or, y'know, if you're some kind of weirdo, you could go read about Santa Claus fighting Frankenstein with the help of his mischievous teenage daughter. Whatever.