I have strange thoughts

THE WORLD: "Okay, what exactly is the hold up here? Seriously! You knew this was coming! We made plans two weeks ago! Look, it's not hard. We told you the dinner reservation was for 7:30 and it's already 7:20. Do you even know how hard it is to get reservations for 6 billion people? This is just great. We're so gonna be late. Definitely going to be late now. Great going, Princess! Are ya happy? Happy now?"

WONDER WOMAN: "Well, maybe if one freakin' tenth of you just got up off your global asses and helped me find my Invisible Jet, we wouldn't be running late now would we?"

THE WORLD: "Hey! We're all ready! We've been ready! All six billion of us!"

WONDER WOMAN: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I GET IT ALREADY! I'm SORRY, okay? Maybe if any of your sorry, ungrateful little asses had to spend all day fighting for YOUR OWN GODDAMN RIGHTS, you'd understand that people with REAL JOBS run late now and aga- GORGON'S SPIT! Where the STINKING TARTARUS is MY FREAKIN' JET?!? SERIOUSLY! GREAT $*#%ING HERA! AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIGGH!"


*AWKWARD SILENCE*


THE WORLD: ". . . yeeaaaah, soooooooo . . . it's 7:25 now, so maybe we could just-"

WONDER WOMAN: "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPIHATEYOUALLSOMUCHSHUTUP"